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Clever wife 20 Apr 2012 18:25 #4783

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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then said 'oh f**k' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
“Whenever a man is lonely, God sends him a dog.” - A de Lamartine

Re: Clever wife 20 Apr 2012 22:19 #4784

Good one Marti Hmmmmm.....I'd better pactice my cuckooing
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Re: Clever wife 21 Apr 2012 07:47 #4787

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I am cuckoo
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Re: Clever wife 21 Apr 2012 22:31 #4807

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Stephanie wrote:
I am cuckoo


I had my suspicions
“Whenever a man is lonely, God sends him a dog.” - A de Lamartine

Re: Clever wife 27 Apr 2012 15:58 #4871

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