Welcome, Guest

50 Shades of grey !! over 18s only ...............
(1 viewing) (1) Guest
  • Page:
  • 1

TOPIC: 50 Shades of grey !! over 18s only ...............

50 Shades of grey !! over 18s only ............... 11 Oct 2012 11:48 #6970

  • akitalady9
  • OFFLINE
  • Calm before the storm
  • Posts: 63
  • Karma: 0
This is good..........


The missus bought a

paperback down Smiths on Saturday,
I had a look into her bag;
T’was “fifty shades of grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Sheila hasn’t weathered well;
She’’s eighty four next week.

Watching Sheila bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her zimmer!

She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…
Said…. I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Sheila,
You’’d see just why I spluttered,
I’’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’’d muttered.

She stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit!

Sheila screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
*Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.*

Re: 50 Shades of grey !! over 18s only ............... 11 Oct 2012 12:31 #6971

  • Teresa
  • OFFLINE
  • Administrator
  • Posts: 257
  • Karma: 6
OHMYGOSH

I spat my drink everywhere reading this
If your dog doesn't like someone, then you probably shouldn't either !
The following user(s) said Thank You: akitalady9

Re: 50 Shades of grey !! over 18s only ............... 11 Oct 2012 13:29 #6972

  • Joomla
  • OFFLINE
  • Trustee
  • Posts: 1027
  • Karma: 30
Yeah i got this the other day in a mail, i think it was for my sis, very funny lol
This image is hidden for guests. Please log in or register to see it.

Re: 50 Shades of grey !! over 18s only ............... 11 Oct 2012 14:26 #6973

  • akitalady9
  • OFFLINE
  • Calm before the storm
  • Posts: 63
  • Karma: 0
I thought it would make people chuckle on such a miserable wet day X

Re: 50 Shades of grey !! over 18s only ............... 11 Oct 2012 16:04 #6974


poor old "Sheila" I feel for her
This image is hidden for guests. Please log in or register to see it.
The following user(s) said Thank You: akitalady9

Re: 50 Shades of grey !! over 18s only ............... 11 Oct 2012 16:37 #6976

  • xmuadx
  • OFFLINE
  • Akita Savie
  • Posts: 382
  • Karma: 5
Ohohohohohoh, thank you, this did make me laugh on such a grey day! More so than the book, may I add!
The following user(s) said Thank You: akitalady9
  • Page:
  • 1
Time to create page: 0.32 seconds

Quick Information

Akita Rescue & Welfare Trust (UK)

Registered Charity Number 1112054

 

Telephone 0845 260 2206 - calls charged at local rate.
Applications to adopt or rehome MUST be sent in writing via the forms provided.

Join Us Online

FacebookTwitter